Sunday's big question for me? When does someone stop being a cunt and officially become mentally ill? It must be a very thin line.
Made For Each Other:
I know a man,
who lives an imaginary life.
He gets imaginary blow jobs,
from soldiers' wives.
He has a girlfriend,
He has a girlfriend,
who I'm not sure really exists.
But if she is a real person
But if she is a real person
and not a dead lady in a rocking chair,
she must be mentally ill.
I know a bitch
she must be mentally ill.
I know a bitch
who makes people's lives a misery.
She calls black, white
She calls black, white
and says the opposite the very next day.
She has the same name
She has the same name
as the man's imaginary girlfriend.
I think she is mentally ill.
So maybe these two are lovers .
I think she is mentally ill.
So maybe these two are lovers .
It would explain everything.
© Paul David Hogan 2012
Made me chuckle. Not sure it was meant to but it did.
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