I had Shreddies for breakfast
and my keys disappeared.
I thought I’d be late for work
I bought a Mars Bar
and thought briefly, about bras.
I had a discussion with a work colleague,
about how disconcerting it is,
when women don’t try in porn.
I’ve eaten a tuna baguette
and received a text message from a mate,
saying he’s just seen Super Mario and a Banana,
attempting to cross the dual carriageway.
I text my wife to tell her I love her
and received one back,
saying she loves me more.
I have the day off work tomorrow.
I have to go to the hospital.
My shoulder isn’t functioning right.
I think I’ve over-done the exercises,
or lied on it too long, in my sleep.
It’s sunny outside and I’m happy.
Work, food, sex, health, family and friends.
And it’s only lunchtime!
© Paul David Hogan 2012