You Suck!

Dear celebrities. If you let someone film you, it will end up on the Internet, you vacuous idiots!

You Suck!:

Tulisa Contostavlos.
Your sex tape is trash!
You couldn't be bothered,
to at least flash your gash!

The twelve minute nosh,
was boring as hell!
All your were doing,
was licking his bell.

You were fully clothed,
in your pink jump suit.
Occasionally spitting,
on the eye of his newt.

Distinct lack of flesh!
No sign of your fanny!
There's more bang for buck,
with Kate Waissel's granny.

I got briefly drawn in,
when you popped out one tit
but I'd really preferred,
if you'd diddled your clit.

But it wasn't to be!
It was all such a drag!
And I draw the conclusion,
that you were on rag.

© Paul David Hogan 2012