Monday, 27 February 2012

The Monkeys Typing Shakespeare

The Internet. A blessing and a curse. We've all done what this one alludes to and it's become an epidemic but I'm perversely thankful it's given me the inspiration to write this and use the word 'poo' in a very real sense. Feel free to copy and paste it to *insert  social networking site*,  if you wish and don't forget to omit the source.

Monkeys Typing Shakespeare:

When the keyboard replaced the pen,
it made monkeys out of men.
Their brains turned into mush,
was like they had a teenage crush.
Couldn't think straight, or for themselves.
Plucking quotes right off the shelves
and presenting as their own,
raising spirits or perhaps a groan.
The sheep they followed and exclaimed!
'What a genius! Give him fame!'
But you know the simple thing to do,
if you think someone's spouting poo,
is copy and paste it into google
and make them look a little, like a noodle,
by locating the true source,
which won't be them, of course!
Then sit back and 'watch' the 'fans'
as they moisten at the glans
and know the truth is out there somewhere....
....with those monkeys typing Shakespeare.

© Paul David Hogan 2012


  1. Burning burning chunk of loveMonday, 27 February 2012 at 20:09:00 GMT

    That's excellent. Half my network feeds are filled with people regurgitating philosopy of one sort or other and it gets right up my snatch! Right! I'm going to copy and paste the opening two lines to Facebook. Classic!

  2. I love the inclusion of your middle name to highlight the more serious side to this blog.

  3. I have to, in some small way, ensure something sets me apart from Crocodile Dundee. It wasn't easy growing up in the 80's.

  4. That was pretty good for a "fucking gay commando broke mountain cock sucking cunt"

  5. Thank you. You should write a book, such is your way with words.

  6. good idea you little fingered freak I might just copy and paste a hard core porn story from readers wifes and claim it as the stroke of a genius