The Internet. A blessing and a curse. We've all done what this one alludes to and it's become an epidemic but I'm perversely thankful it's given me the inspiration to write this and use the word 'poo' in a very real sense. Feel free to copy and paste it to *insert social networking site*, if you wish and don't forget to omit the source.
Monkeys Typing Shakespeare:
When the keyboard replaced the pen,
it made monkeys out of men.
Their brains turned into mush,
was like they had a teenage crush.
Couldn't think straight, or for themselves.
Plucking quotes right off the shelves
and presenting as their own,
raising spirits or perhaps a groan.
The sheep they followed and exclaimed!
'What a genius! Give him fame!'
But you know the simple thing to do,
if you think someone's spouting poo,
is copy and paste it into google
and make them look a little, like a noodle,
by locating the true source,
which won't be them, of course!
Then sit back and 'watch' the 'fans'
as they moisten at the glans
and know the truth is out there somewhere....
....with those monkeys typing Shakespeare.
© Paul David Hogan 2012